"Like tears in the rain"

                                             - ( Ridley Scott - Blade Runner)

When you are dead it seems your eyes are replaced by fish eyes !

Raju went to heaven to fetch a pale of water,

Donno what Raju did there Raju came down with a daughter.

The concept behind the black board is that in darkness there is white.

Then somebody put up the white board as without light how do we understand the dark.

Lets introduce grey boards and grey chalks.

Electricity is definitly the reason for most quarrels in the 21st Century !

She is hiding so that I can find her.

"Money is always in the shadows" 

                                                   - ( Aki Kaurismäki - Le Havre )

Films have changed !
They are going outside the boundaries of money

they are now being made by themselves.

The Structural engineer issued steel drawings for the buckle in my trousers !

 They say a sensor captures light. If it does so why doesn't light protest. Light should and it will. One day the light will turn against us. It will show us that we humans have always been  insensitive to others needs. The last time Raju felt the need to help light Raju turned into a pseudo graphic designer . Graphic Designers are like communism for light photons. They help light free themself from these so called digital sensors. They emit light from the monitor. So in order to help light I took a print out like most Graphic Designers do. Again humans think of capturing so we print stuff. Ok Raju pressed the print screen function. Print Screen function on a computer is like a non capturing camera. A non capturing camera is one which is not as offencive to light as capturing cameras. Non capturing cameras only capture, already captured created light. Its like the chicken being reared for frying. So the print came out. Printing is like stuffing humans. Its a derogatory and unfair call on light.

 Yes photography is a derogatory unfair call on light !

This idea of photography scares me be it digital or film based. All we want is to capture and control. There is no freedom in photography. Photographers create nothing but loop to us whatever is around. Its like the digital loops available in music. Manual photography was a sadistic way of capturing light. A way any human would have dreaded. We capture them and keep them in dark and we develop and mutate them. Digital has atleast fought for light rights. What do you mean by digital my dear friend ? Digital will happen only if aliens take over our planet. Then things are no more manual. Anyways all said and done digital photography atleast shows the captured light the ouside world through a glass screen. The sadistic pleasure is gone though. Now we have what is called the gadget pressure. The idea that a better gadget can capture light better. So soon enough if we can capture everybit of light around. There will be a revolution from their side. They will demand a ban on photography, for good maybe. It will be the end of an era. Its coming soon. The era where the photograph is not allowed.

Light will be free on its own !

The film camera is still.

The still camera is film.

The still film camera is jil.

Jury : What do you mean by Perspective ?

Raju : The recreation of your 'self' on the other.

Jury : Unparliamentary fellow tell us the text book definition !

Raju : When u wear Raju's underwear instead of yours it becomes Raju's Perspective.

Raju met a Nagkanya !

This is an example of a stupid photograph.

"Mr. Jignesh your ideas about films are so limited ! " 

"Mr. Soman your ideas about education are so limited ! " 

"Mr. Kewalkar your ideas about tea are so limited ! " 

"Mr. Chatterjie your ideas about marriage are so limited ! " 

                                                                                                      - Ujjwal U

Raju wants to Enter train or  Entertain.

Films have stopped entertaining me !

Raju is jealous of every one who is so called "successful" by the society around

because those ones are not.

CineMa ya CinePa

The Sexism Continues !

FilMs or FilMr

The Sexism Continues !

CUTPUTHLI !

Raju met a girl with a Vicks* tablet shaped head.

She was a stepped beauty.

                                                                      

                                                                                                

                                                                 

'I am tired of this Devil 
I am tired of this stuff 
I am tired of this business 
Goin' when they going to gets rough 
I ain't scared of your brother 
I ain't scared of no sheets 
I ain't scare of nobody 
Girl when the goin' gets mean .'

                                                                                            - Black or White - Michael Jackson

What are the JIL's of modem love?

a) Neo-Sexspreadaization

   - The idea of ornamentation of sex and selling it in shops of heavenly nature.

b) Readdictivelapsablity 

   - It conveniently reestablishes the want for a dairy milk once you have had it. 

c) Chromatic stimulation of Randomness 

   - Colours called Xonodom and Zeomelancholy are seen.

d) Philolustosophy 

   - Every time lust is refereed to as a thermo nuclear philosohy

e)

Raju draws crap in the toilet and claims to be an architect !

Sometimes Raju is cheating itself !

Sneezing out alcohol,

Times New Roman,

Many a times,

New India Insurance,

So who saved India?

Wikipedia says :

Digital Intermediate

Digitally Imported

Diabetes Incipidus

Diagnostic Imaging

Rajupedia says :

D is sat is fact I on.

Basically the king cannot have a moustache in hell.

Raju sold it to Mandakini !

"At about the same time the photograph took the place of
 the oil painting as principle source of visual imagery." 

- John Berger - Ways of Seeing

Holy-day Inn too car,

Ramp the old one.

Get the cigar !

Indeed  'Metheus'  has landed!

Raju hopes they dont charge for the 'Pro -' Version.

Three days ago I lost my Ching,

The Ching came back through mail,

But it was Chang.

Ayoooo....

Raju : Oncrovantly sombrutistic, Insolocene...

Radha : So its boring.

Raju : Rogographic Stemtherapy is the only way out.

Radha : When u think so they cant find it ?

Raju : Its an iteration of permanganate 

Radha : Reverb it dont simulate it

Raju : It never recedes the rombus nor the hep.

Radha : U cannot write it down because there is grass in the tumbler.

Raju : Receive the report or revive the support...

Radha : Over and Out.

The person whom you are trying to talk to is in love.

Please fall in love later.

"I know people who spend their 20 hours to make money in advertising but they don't talk about that work, they only talk about how cinema should be and why every body is bad and why they are going to be good at it" - Kamal Swaroop

Raju seems to be one of them, although 20 is too much !

How many 'C's ' can Raju C.....? So 'C'ad.

Some times Raju wonders if things like these will be expensive paintings 500 yrs later ?

Sine by Cos to get Tan,

Sign by Cause to not go bankrupt.

"We are just slaves, well paid slaves!" - Jinoj M

Well Paid ?

Symbolism is unavoidable.

So is Diabetes !

All of Raju's memories are getting colour corrected day by day !

Digital Age or Digit Alge ?

‎"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

- Douglas Adams

 Raju is an empty beaker full of water.

"My identity has been taken
Is my heart breaking on me,
All my plans fell though my hands
They fell
Though my hands on me
In my obvious it suddenly seems
Empty "
Music & Lyrics : Cranberries
Video : Prahlad G

Recently sand went into Raju's ear,

and thoughts struggled,

The Egyptian daddies would be mummies when dead!

Raju is a dilettante ! 

If the wheel was already invented,

Raju wants to discover the wheel.