Jignesh : If you have an aim you will be successful in life.

Raju : But I can see all the stones.

Jignesh : You are stoned, u will be unsuccessful.

The villain is one who is powerful and experienced, still lacks vision, understanding or respect. Raju met the villain this week, the curved eyebrows burnt a cold fire, a fire of ignorance.

The villain will soon take over, decay is right ahead.

The distance between Earth and Rajuism is so small.

But Neil was no where close.

So Raju burnt Lanka and came back to Rajunopole.

It was when Raju need not be called but was called, has to be cheerful,

So Raju smiled till the lips tore off.

Till eyeballs fell down.

Till ears wrinkled.

Till teeth fell off.

Till Raju was Red.

Then Red walked across the street and drove away.

"Auro ki basti mai hai shor rani

Kuyki yeh dil mange more rani

More rani, more rani, more rani..

Mari tho beech bazariya, hai badnami hogayi

Mare tho laal chunariya sharam se pani hogayi

Maro tho dhak dhak hove jo jo beethe raine

Jaise har ek baat pe...

Jaise har ek baat pe democracy me lagai lagao ban

Jaise door desh ke tower mai ghus jaaye re aeroplane

Jaise sare aam Iraq mai jake jam gaye uncle Sam

Jaise bina baat afgaanistaan ka...

Jaise bina baat afgaanistaan ka bajgayo bhaiyya band

Jaise door desh ke tower mai ghus jaaye re aeroplane

Ranaji mareee......"

(Gulal | Piyush Mishra)

Laughter is like poison, It kills, Raju is Dead!

There was a point when Raju saw himself in his work,

Thats when Raju started working.

There is only one way to kill jealousy. Be Jealous.

There is only one way to kill ego. Be Egoistic.

There is only one way to kill yourself. Be yourself.

Radha : Do you have a clue what you are up to ? Raju?

Raju : No. Things just happen dear!

Radha : So u r a lazy guy who thought architecture was good, left it for film studies, left it for photography, left it for nowhere.

Raju : Ok 1 sec but do you think working on one thing is great.

Radha : Yes, have a vision , an aim, work till you reach that you are just lazy to do that.

Raju : Yes, I am lazy, I dunno why people think that they have to be hardworking?

Radha : This is sadistic attitude.

Raju : Even sadism has a pleasure, the pleasure of negativity, the pleasure of time.

Radha : You just wanna talk, you don't wanna be in the doers group.

Raju : Its amazing how intelligence is a product of good marketing too.

Radha : You know I saw a film where the hero said "there r 2 kinds of people in the world"

Raju : Like Raju and Radha?

Radha : Yes the Talkers and the Doers. And u are one of the Talkers.

Raju : So whats the difference?

Radha : The Doers do things, the Talkers talk about things the doers did.

Raju : You mean like some people do sex and others talk sex.

Radha : Just go and jump into Sabarmathi naked. (Courtesy a Proffessor.)

"When you're driving with brakes on,

When you are swimming with your boots on,

Its hard to say you love someone,

Its hard to say you don't."

(Del Amitri | Justin Currie)

You are like a flower,

Flowers are like cities,

Cities are like uranium,

Uranium is like peace,

Peace is like a murder,

Murder is like food,

Food is like money,

Money is like you,

You are like a flower.