The joy of being alone in a group is like shit.

It always happens.

 Yes, Shit always happens.

Raju is afraid of Spiders.

The Kid was angry,

She drove the plane,

She came down the closet,

Went up the pipe, 

Found out the tree,

Cut it down 

and 

Ate it up!

Every time you repeat love, 

Napoleon is defeated.

Its Impossible!

When you fall in love,

Its just so not in love,

I just cant fear,

The right way to live

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

When there is no one dear,

You just dont see around,

Its always a fear,

The best way to live

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

U build something, anything and 200 years later it's an antique

...so everything around is an antique...

Raju will soon be antique!

Raju is scared!

 Beer Gods please help : Beer is costlier in Kerala than Calcutta!

Raju : I have a cultivated inclination towards a long faced, high cheek boned, straight haired woman!
Radha : You just donno how to fall in Love!

Raju has an inflated, monotonous ego and a fixed, unwanted, indecent hatred
for Raju's first unfulfilled love.

So Raju will not go!

There are two time periods in everyones life

Live Time
Kill Time

Kill Time is inside you, lets bring it out!

Eat and Shit | Drink and Urinate | Sleep and Wakeup

Life in a train is closer to animals. Its fun!

Raju had only one thing to say :

'Its simply not working!'

She left!

Raju wept!

But Sita is still singing in the forest!

Raju is irritated with photography!

A photo here a photo there but not a drop to drink.

A friend Left in search of a different country,

Raju Right in the middle of no where.

But how come Right and in the Middle?

No Clue......!

Building 

B       Uilding

Bu Ilding

Bui  Lding

Buil        Ding

Build                Ing

Buildi Ng

Buildin G

BUILDING KILLS!

BUILDING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH !

NO BUILDING!

What is a Readomorph?
Raju : When a person reads a book, the person is no more the person but turns into a PEROOK.
A perook is one entity with no gender. The state in which the human brain and the book brain entangle to create a perook produces a readomorph.

Readomorphs are of two types :
Ret - Readomorphs popularly called Retomorphs 
App - Readomorphs popularly called Appomorphs
Retomorphs reatain what they read in their human brain even after detachment of the book brain.
Appomorphs cannot retain what they read but sometimes randomly can apply what they read.

Both varieties are useless to humankind...thus this word is a waste of time!

Somebody told Raju that marriage is an institution...

Every institution seems to have a startup phase, peak and a decline...

Marriage never seems to decline...

A friend of mine is going below sea level due to depression !

West Bengal is in the East of India,

West Bengal is in the West of East Bengal,

But East Bengal is in the East of India.

So Scaria is right in saying that :
 "The North of the building is to the East of the site."

Recently Raju was in deep thought! 

Raju wanted to find out weather The Car is male or female. 

Yesterday the service engineer told Raju that "Your Car has to go through PMS".

Is that a sign of being female, only time will tell!

Note : PMS - Periodic Maintenance Services