Polonius: [Aside] Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.

Raju: [Besides] Though this be jilness, yet there is no method in't.

"Its difficult for one individual to understand another, irrespective of gender. primarily because to understand another would require one to put aside his/her ego, aspirations and perceptions about the other. Its difficult but certainly not impossible. When we understand then we become comfortable, otherwise the rest is pretense."

- Ar. Rajasree

Art is like masturbation. 

It is selfish and introverted and done for you and you alone. 

Design is like sex. 

There is someone else involved, their needs are just as important as your own, 

and if everything goes right, both parties are happy in the end.

                                                                              — Colin Wright

"If you want a lover,

I'll do anything you ask me to.

And if you want another kind of love,

I'll wear a mask for you."

-Leonard Cohen

Raju : If you have a white line on a white paper there is no contrast so no resolution!

Radha : How come I can see the line?

Raju : U must be crazy u cant see it?

Radha : How can u say that I cant see it?

Raju : Becz no contrast no resolution means there is no line....

Radha : The line is in my head 

"Life is a Fatal Sexually Transmitted Disease"

- Sunny Joseph on Facebook

What we see outside is maya - the illusion of our own self.

Last week Raju prayed to God

"To whom so ever it may concern....."

The earth is huge

Destroy Destroy Estroy Stroy Troy Roy Oy Y !

Lets put some gypsum panels around the earth...
Too much echo!

Raju woke up yesterday night,

The fan fell down on his head,

Now he understands gibberish!

"Guber sumer ramogi ji jil ka dwinu,

Kra microun dhwanian jil jilahalam."

When you look you edit!

Padmanabhapuram Palace is full of holes...it will collapse soon.

Raju has banned shooting there!

The joy of being alone in a group is like shit.

It always happens.

 Yes, Shit always happens.

Raju is afraid of Spiders.

The Kid was angry,

She drove the plane,

She came down the closet,

Went up the pipe, 

Found out the tree,

Cut it down 

and 

Ate it up!

Every time you repeat love, 

Napoleon is defeated.

Its Impossible!

When you fall in love,

Its just so not in love,

I just cant fear,

The right way to live

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

When there is no one dear,

You just dont see around,

Its always a fear,

The best way to live

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

Its a Glass Box.

Its a False Box.

U build something, anything and 200 years later it's an antique

...so everything around is an antique...

Raju will soon be antique!

Raju is scared!

 Beer Gods please help : Beer is costlier in Kerala than Calcutta!

Raju : I have a cultivated inclination towards a long faced, high cheek boned, straight haired woman!
Radha : You just donno how to fall in Love!

Raju has an inflated, monotonous ego and a fixed, unwanted, indecent hatred
for Raju's first unfulfilled love.

So Raju will not go!

There are two time periods in everyones life

Live Time
Kill Time

Kill Time is inside you, lets bring it out!

Eat and Shit | Drink and Urinate | Sleep and Wakeup

Life in a train is closer to animals. Its fun!

Raju had only one thing to say :

'Its simply not working!'

She left!

Raju wept!

But Sita is still singing in the forest!

Raju is irritated with photography!

A photo here a photo there but not a drop to drink.

A friend Left in search of a different country,

Raju Right in the middle of no where.

But how come Right and in the Middle?

No Clue......!

Building 

B       Uilding

Bu Ilding

Bui  Lding

Buil        Ding

Build                Ing

Buildi Ng

Buildin G

BUILDING KILLS!

BUILDING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH !

NO BUILDING!

What is a Readomorph?
Raju : When a person reads a book, the person is no more the person but turns into a PEROOK.
A perook is one entity with no gender. The state in which the human brain and the book brain entangle to create a perook produces a readomorph.

Readomorphs are of two types :
Ret - Readomorphs popularly called Retomorphs 
App - Readomorphs popularly called Appomorphs
Retomorphs reatain what they read in their human brain even after detachment of the book brain.
Appomorphs cannot retain what they read but sometimes randomly can apply what they read.

Both varieties are useless to humankind...thus this word is a waste of time!

Somebody told Raju that marriage is an institution...

Every institution seems to have a startup phase, peak and a decline...

Marriage never seems to decline...

A friend of mine is going below sea level due to depression !

West Bengal is in the East of India,

West Bengal is in the West of East Bengal,

But East Bengal is in the East of India.

So Scaria is right in saying that :
 "The North of the building is to the East of the site."

Recently Raju was in deep thought! 

Raju wanted to find out weather The Car is male or female. 

Yesterday the service engineer told Raju that "Your Car has to go through PMS".

Is that a sign of being female, only time will tell!

Note : PMS - Periodic Maintenance Services

The Black Board

When you see you sea you sea,

When you draw you raw you raw,

When you know you now you dont know,

Why is it that Bee is after Aaa,

Honey is what the Bee likes then why put the A.

Raju saw a black board and turned into one last week!

What is a mango tree?

Its a dew drop in a leaf.

What is a fish?

Its a dew drop in a tank.

What is Raju?

Pass!

Raju made choices which lead him to no-mans land.

24th August 2011 - Architectural Design S9 & PG Computer Application - 5hrs

"The role of a teacher is not to impart knowledge but to make the students think."

19th August 2011 - Architectural Design - 5hrs

College is a method to see yourself!
Find yourself!

17th August 2011 - Climatology & Architectural Design - 3hrs

PPT PPT everywhere but not a drop to drink.

12th August 2011 - Architectural Design - 5hrs

People run so hard that they forget to see where they are going!

She cried, everyone felt sad. Why do people have pity? Pity can be called the happyness that ' I am not in their situ.'

10th August 2011 | Climatology - 1hr | Architectural Design - 2hrs

Once upon a time Bhow went to school, to fetch a pale of water donno what he did there he came down with a daughter. Bhow was annoyed at the attention and the arrangement that happened.
The people looked least interested.

What do you do when 'Marks' is all u want but 'Marx' is all u want.

Raju is going through PROGRESSIVE DECAY.

Last week Raju changed his glasses,

Raju has a new perspective in life.

"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."

Woody Allen

Jignesh : If you have an aim you will be successful in life.

Raju : But I can see all the stones.

Jignesh : You are stoned, u will be unsuccessful.

The villain is one who is powerful and experienced, still lacks vision, understanding or respect. Raju met the villain this week, the curved eyebrows burnt a cold fire, a fire of ignorance.

The villain will soon take over, decay is right ahead.

The distance between Earth and Rajuism is so small.

But Neil was no where close.

So Raju burnt Lanka and came back to Rajunopole.

It was when Raju need not be called but was called, has to be cheerful,

So Raju smiled till the lips tore off.

Till eyeballs fell down.

Till ears wrinkled.

Till teeth fell off.

Till Raju was Red.

Then Red walked across the street and drove away.