Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Life is simple
Revenge,
Sex,
Guilt.
and a little bit of JIL.
Seriously there are too many things un-explanable.
So lets assume God is X.
But how on earth (or elsewhere) can R believe an alphabet?

R slapped someone in anger,
Someone dear to R,
It was unconscious,
R lost belief in science.
R gave up his ego a day ago to satisfy his ego.


Once a friend and R went for a film,
Outside we discussed life,
The Present and The Past,
Friend was angry and annoyed,
So was R.
Still we saw the film,
Came out of it , we both...
but now we where X and Y,
The friend-ship sank forever.
Once had a love who said "Give me Photoshop 6 and I love you."
Twice had a love who said "Ill find Photoshop for you which ever version you want."
Third time Photoshop said "You are mis-using me."


A place reminds me of college,
A college where R started hating people,
From there came faces,
Unrecognized.
R is filled with hatred and sadistic pleasure in tearing them apart,
Do no Favour to him or her,
as there is nothing on Earth called a Favour.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010



UNSTABLE
UNRELIABLE

UNJIL
Raju eats
Rice,
Beef,
Beer,
Biriyani,
Icecream,
Chocolate.....and etc.
So some one tell him why is he so fat?

Raju told A "You are no more my friend."
Raju told B "Why don't you sit near me."
Raju told C "I am only your friend."
Raju told D "Help me, I need you."
Raju told E "Lets keep talking."

May be R has a language problem.

Love makes you hungry,
Hunger makes you love.

Raju loves to fall in love...but everytime he is confused about love and sex...
"Love is the answer,
but while you are waiting for the answer,

sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen

Saturday, November 13, 2010


"Getting the girl or getting the boy does not always have to be the objective,
sometimes the point can be about
loving yourself, and being true to yourself."
- Ligy J Pullappally | Sancharam - The Journey | Malyalam Feature Film

Saturday, September 18, 2010

R needs to stop seeing boxes and lines.
There are curves and dots tooo.
R smiles, looks, smiles, looks, smiles, looks........R has failed to get the job.
PR is an art....
THERE IS A CREEPER INSIDE R'S HEAD.
WHAT DOES A CREEPER DO....IT CREEPS.

Panda - Eats, SHOOTS and Leaves.
DEATH PROOF ROMANCE!

Earning money is a concept,
by the way anyone knows whats a concept?
She said again "I like it this way"

"When I hide in myself, I hurt others."

R is cold and wet, R can't move.
When Mr. R tried his best he failed,
When Mr. T tried his worst it failed,
When Mr. R did not try it happened.
But R,R,R,R,R,R doesnt know how not to try??

Raju is going round, round and around in all possible ways.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Raju's friend from college said lets put an end to our friendship and its over.
Raju is feeling uncomfortable.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010


Raju had a script ,
Raju killed it,
Then there was meat,
Raju ate it,
Now he puked ,
Now its not a script.....so is this the film?
"We dont want any more worlds. Only a mirror to see our own in."
- Andrey Tarkowsky Solaris 1972

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Raju could see only one horse....bad optics.....Cheee....!!

Monday, July 19, 2010

By the time Raju finds method to madness.....
'They' would be marketing madness.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Raju is confused.
'The friend spoke to raju only when help was needed.
Once the help was over The friend stopped speaking.'
Raju has a new face now.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

When Raju walks his left foot and right foot crosses each other with vengance,
which he doesnot like
thus he stopped walking.
Yesterday someone pointed out that Raju is a useless asshole
and Raju simply did not like it.
So he smiled at them and had his coffee.
Raju's like a bird...
He needs to fly away...
He doesn't know where his soul is....
He doesn't know where his home is....
- "I am like a bird' Nelly Furtado -

Friday, June 25, 2010

' I'm gonna break the cycle,
I'm gonna shakeup the system,
I'm gonna destroy my ego,
I'm gonna close my body now.'
- Madonna , Die Another Day.


"We don't need no thought control"
- Pink Floyd
She asked Raju "Why the hell do you make bad films like these."
Raju has no answer!
They told Raju not to do it.
But Raju did it.
He got coconuts in the end.
Soon Raju will sell coconuts.
But Raju does not need money.
He wants only coconuts.
So what do we do now?
Being ONE in a MILLION makes Raju a bad boy.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

"I went to Dubai found my Husband and married him"
- Raju's Friend

Thursday, May 6, 2010


Hey mama where are you going,
I hope you are not going far,
Because whats the sound
Coming out of the hole in the wood,
Tell me whats the sound,
Coming out of the hole in the wood,
Hey, Whats the sound,
Coming out of the hole in the wood,
Its the Guitar,
Its the Guitar,
Its the Guitar,
Its the Guitar.
- (Dead Milkmen, The Guitar Song)

"THE IS NO MORAL ORDER,
THERE IS JUST THIS.....CAN MY VIOLENCE CONQUER YOURS."

-(Martin Scorsese, Shutter Island)

"WHAT DOESN'T PROVOKE YOU DOCTOR,
REMARKS, WORDS AND OFCOURSE DREAMS AND MEMORIES,
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE WORD TRAUMA COMES FROM THE GREEK WORD WOUND,
WHAT IS THE GERMAN FOR DREAM? TRAUMEN !
WOUNDS CAN CREATE MONSTERS
AND YOU ARE WOUNDED"
- (Martin Scorsese, The Shutter Island)
THE BURGER IS AN
INSTITUTIONAL UNCONDITIONAL MASS EUTHENASIA
RAJU IS FOR IT.........
"Amme, Ammakku....Daivathil vishwasamundooo"
- (Ranjan Pramod, Photographer (2006) , Malayalm Feature Film)

Friday, April 2, 2010

" The eye sees a thing more clearly in a dream than imagination awake."
- Leonardo Da Vinci
LAST TIME I NAILED MY THOUGHTS WITH A SCREW ! SHIT !

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010


WHEN SEX IS NOT A JOKE ITS THIS TOOTHBRUSH.
WHEN IT IS A JOKE ITS THIS TOOTHBRUSH IN PERSPECTIVE.

ITS DRY OUT THERE, OPTIONS ARE IN PLENTY BUT ITS DRY OUT THERE.

WHEN SHE LOOKED OUT OF THE GLASS WINDOW
SHE SAW THE SMALL COFFEE SHOP
SHE WAS NUDE BUT THE WINDOW WAS CLOTHED
THE WINDOW KNEW THE TRUTH, THE GLASS SPOKE TO HER...
'THE BLACK SHIRT HAS TO BE DISCARDED'
SHE COULD NOT WEAR IT ANYMORE.