Raju eats Rice, Beef, Beer, Biriyani, Icecream, Chocolate.....and etc. So some one tell him why is he so fat?
Raju told A "You are no more my friend." Raju told B "Why don't you sit near me." Raju told C "I am only your friend." Raju told D "Help me, I need you." Raju told E "Lets keep talking."
May be R has a language problem.
Love makes you hungry, Hunger makes you love.
Raju loves to fall in love...but everytime he is confused about love and sex... "Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen
Saturday, November 13, 2010
"Getting the girl or getting the boy does not always have to be the objective, sometimes the point can be about loving yourself, and being true to yourself."
- Ligy J Pullappally | Sancharam - The Journey | Malyalam Feature Film
Saturday, September 18, 2010
R needs to stop seeing boxes and lines.
There are curves and dots tooo.
R smiles, looks, smiles, looks, smiles, looks........R has failed to get the job.
PR is an art....
THERE IS A CREEPER INSIDE R'S HEAD.
WHAT DOES A CREEPER DO....IT CREEPS.
Panda - Eats, SHOOTS and Leaves.
DEATH PROOF ROMANCE!
Earning money is a concept,
by the way anyone knows whats a concept?
She said again "I like it this way"
"When I hide in myself, I hurt others."
R is cold and wet, R can't move.
When Mr. R tried his best he failed,
When Mr. T tried his worst it failed,
When Mr. R did not try it happened.
But R,R,R,R,R,R doesnt know how not to try??
Raju is going round, round and around in all possible ways.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Raju's friend from college said lets put an end to our friendship and its over.
Raju is feeling uncomfortable.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Raju had a script , Raju killed it, Then there was meat, Raju ate it, Now he puked , Now its not a script.....so is this the film?
"We dont want any more worlds. Only a mirror to see our own in."
- Andrey Tarkowsky Solaris 1972
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Raju could see only one horse....bad optics.....Cheee....!!
Monday, July 19, 2010
By the time Raju finds method to madness.....
'They' would be marketing madness.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Raju is confused.
'The friend spoke to raju only when help was needed.
Once the help was over The friend stopped speaking.'
Raju has a new face now.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
When Raju walks his left foot and right foot crosses each other with vengance,
which he doesnot like
thus he stopped walking.
Yesterday someone pointed out that Raju is a useless asshole
and Raju simply did not like it.
So he smiled at them and had his coffee.
Raju's like a bird...
He needs to fly away...
He doesn't know where his soul is....
He doesn't know where his home is....
- "I am like a bird' Nelly Furtado -
Friday, June 25, 2010
' I'm gonna break the cycle,
I'm gonna shakeup the system,
I'm gonna destroy my ego,
I'm gonna close my body now.'
- Madonna , Die Another Day.
"We don't need no thought control"
- Pink Floyd
She asked Raju "Why the hell do you make bad films like these."
Raju has no answer!
They told Raju not to do it.
But Raju did it.
He got coconuts in the end.
Soon Raju will sell coconuts.
But Raju does not need money.
He wants only coconuts.
So what do we do now?
Being ONE in a MILLION makes Raju a bad boy.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
"I went to Dubai found my Husband and married him"
- Raju's Friend
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Hey mama where are you going,
I hope you are not going far,
Because whats the sound
Coming out of the hole in the wood,
Tell me whats the sound,
Coming out of the hole in the wood,
Hey, Whats the sound,
Coming out of the hole in the wood,
Its the Guitar,
Its the Guitar,
Its the Guitar,
Its the Guitar.
- (Dead Milkmen, The Guitar Song)
"THE IS NO MORAL ORDER,
THERE IS JUST THIS.....CAN MY VIOLENCE CONQUER YOURS."
-(Martin Scorsese, Shutter Island)
"WHAT DOESN'T PROVOKE YOU DOCTOR,
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